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Final Fantasy

"Okay...just....NO!"

submission: Final Fantasy
date: September 5, 2009

Im not even giving you ONE star! First off, the music doesn't really relate at ALL to the Final Fantasy series. Sorry, NONE of the Final Fantasy games are ACTION games! Their either Tactical or Turn-Based (excluding FFCC games) and are more about storyline and the vertues of a hero. Not this crap. This is random actiony adrenaline pumped lunacy.

Wich I am rating a 0/10 Star and 0/5. I REAAAAAAAALY hope this gets blammed. It's a disgrace to the WHOLE SERIES THAT SAVED AN ENTIRE COMPANY.

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Score: 10
Day of the Devil

"Oooh........"

submission: Day of the Devil
date: June 10, 2009

Thats what I did on 6/6/06. Mainly 'cause im the kid atm y school who alerted everyone what that day was. Funny thing: a lot of kids werent there that day. I knew nothing bad would happen. December 28, 2012 will be the same. So will all year 2010. So many predictiond of Apocolypse in the 2000's. Seriously: January 1st, 2000: Y2K. June 6, 2006: Day of the Anti-chrisits birth. 2010: all year, for no obvious reason. December 28, 2012: The mayan prediction for 'the end'. 2014: At some point, a metor will come very close to us.

The truth: Nothing will happen on ANY of those dates. Except 2014, that has scientific evidence, but the comet's chance of hitting us is still only 1/1000000 to hit us. It's a large odd as far as Quantum/Space Physics go, but of course, still very small.

June 11, 2009

Author's Response:

The best thing about every apocalypse theory is it involves some religion no one cares about anymore or some random scientist's guess at shit he doesn't understand. Seriously, all of science is just guesswork. Calculated guesswork, yes, but they're still just barely scratching the surface of understanding everything. Gravity is a pretty solid theory, but it's still a theory.

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Score: 10
Awesome Gaiden

"He killed the Strategy Guide...can u even do that!"

submission: Awesome Gaiden
date: June 1, 2009

Srsly, Strategy Guide pwn, this is AWESOMELY EPIC, 10.10 for AWESOMENESS NIJAS WITH BIG BOOBS! Sorry, not you, Izuna!

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Score: 10
It's a Nice Day Today

"That was AWESOME!"

date: June 1, 2009

Unexpected, and very apperciated. Remeer evryone: Go outside or the sun will rape your shit!

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Score: 1
Pallid Fingers

"...."

submission: Pallid Fingers
date: May 27, 2009

So....many.....subliminal messages..... in the second one, one of the Slides says Drink Blood.....kinda creepy, man......

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Score: 10
Salad Fingers Episode 7

"More of my speculations..."

date: May 27, 2009

Well, Salad Fingers seem to have HAD a gender, but has become so insane he has LOST it! He no longer know wich gender he is. He assumes one or the other, depending upon the circumstances.

Creepy story, but I like it.

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Score: 10
Salad Fingers Episode 5

"My best answer to a few questions."

date: May 27, 2009

You see, Salad Fingers seems to have some kind of disorder where he feels he must control the entire world, and it gets to a point where he is delusional about it. Anything besides him talking normal would sem to scare him, as it is unpredictable, and uncontrolled by him.

And of course, this is simply my specualtion.

The Crow stole the spoon because it was Shiny, and crows notoriously love to steal any shiny things.

The reason he sees wierd things would most likely be due to his own hallucinations. All people go mad if left alone for long enough. If you were stranded out there like that, with a infinite source (or lack of need for) food/water, anyone would EVENTUALLY reach a point where they would go TOTALLY insane. Granted, most people wold have KILLED themselves before this point, but this is what would happen if you didn't. Eventually, you're mind would completley take over all things you would see and hear, and you would die of a Heart attack, brought on by shock of fear. You would be scared because you are alone. When you have no real distractions, you're mind begins to imagine horrible things.

Thats why I have the T.V. on at night if I can't sleep. It keeps my mind off of whatever COULD be outside the window. More importantly, because we have some amount of control of our universe, if enough people believe that it is real, you may very well drag it into existence. This is possible within the Alchemic rule of the Microcosms and the Macrocosms. Theres also a theory withing the realm of Quantum Physics that says the same.

Wrap you're mind around THAT!

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Score: 10
Salad Fingers Episode 2

"Kinda disturbing...I love it...."

date: May 27, 2009

One of th BEST series I've seen, however, it's really creepy. I still love it, and will continue to watch, cuz' i quit caring what people thought of me the second I saw G. W. Bush, because I realized this: People are F**ING STUPID!

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Score: 3
4 Swords ep.1 Original

"Meh..."

date: May 27, 2009

I couldn't get past the voice-acting. It needss more emphasis. For instance, when he says 'run' at the end, it should have been a yell, and displayed more emotiong. However, it was quiet, and the exact same as all the other voices. Seriously, you culd at LEAST try and do diffrent voices for every link....

May 28, 2009

Author's Response:

This is the main reason I got different voices for each Link in the following episodes. I also remade episode 1 with a new cast, so i suggest that you watch the others instead of focusing on my crappy pilot episode. I'm not very fond of this one either.

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Score: 9
Epic Battle Fantasy

"I played on Easy, as I am a pussy, XD."

date: May 27, 2009

i only played on easy, but it was SRSLY fun! I think i liked you're vids better than this game, lol.

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